Mill Creek Prison Pickleball Shirt
from $25.00
Have you ever dreamed of making the Mill Creek State Prison Pickleball Team and partnering up with Scott Peterson but not exactly stoked about the whole "committing a crime" thing? Good news, champ. You can now make it official without spending a minute in the yard. (Well, unless you’re talking about your backyard court. Then game on.)
This 80's gym shirt style gem brings the perfect mix of comfort and 15 minutes of infamy. Crafted from a butter-soft cotton-poly blend, it’s lightweight, breathable, and ready for quick volleys or… fights on the yard. The heathered dark grey color and distressed design scream vintage gym vibes, but with a cheeky nod to one of the most unexpected pickleball teams in history.
Why You’ll Love It:
• Ridiculously Soft: The lightweight cotton-poly blend feels like a cloud you’re legally allowed to wear.
• On-Court MVP: Flexible, breathable fabric built to handle sudden dinks, smashes, and every lob life throws at you.
• Retro Gold: Vintage-inspired design channels that classic gym-class aesthetic without the post-laps sweat.
• Built to Last: Pre-shrunk and side-seamed, so it maintains its championship shape, wash after wash.
Fit for (Law-Abiding) Champs:
Runs true to size with just enough stretch for an easy, relaxed fit. If pickles aren’t the only thing you like oversized, feel free to size up. Either way, you’re winning.
Low Maintenance? Love That for You:
Made for living, not fussing. Toss it in cold water, tumble dry low, and you’re back in business.
You Didn’t Need a Conviction to Earn This Team Spirit:
Grab this shirt and wear it like the proud unofficial player of the Mill Creek State Prison Pickleball Team you are. You don’t need an inmate # to rep the team; you just need a soft spot for soft tees.
P.S. If anyone asks how you made the team, just smile and say, “Good behavior.”
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This 80's gym shirt style gem brings the perfect mix of comfort and 15 minutes of infamy. Crafted from a butter-soft cotton-poly blend, it’s lightweight, breathable, and ready for quick volleys or… fights on the yard. The heathered dark grey color and distressed design scream vintage gym vibes, but with a cheeky nod to one of the most unexpected pickleball teams in history.
Why You’ll Love It:
• Ridiculously Soft: The lightweight cotton-poly blend feels like a cloud you’re legally allowed to wear.
• On-Court MVP: Flexible, breathable fabric built to handle sudden dinks, smashes, and every lob life throws at you.
• Retro Gold: Vintage-inspired design channels that classic gym-class aesthetic without the post-laps sweat.
• Built to Last: Pre-shrunk and side-seamed, so it maintains its championship shape, wash after wash.
Fit for (Law-Abiding) Champs:
Runs true to size with just enough stretch for an easy, relaxed fit. If pickles aren’t the only thing you like oversized, feel free to size up. Either way, you’re winning.
Low Maintenance? Love That for You:
Made for living, not fussing. Toss it in cold water, tumble dry low, and you’re back in business.
You Didn’t Need a Conviction to Earn This Team Spirit:
Grab this shirt and wear it like the proud unofficial player of the Mill Creek State Prison Pickleball Team you are. You don’t need an inmate # to rep the team; you just need a soft spot for soft tees.
P.S. If anyone asks how you made the team, just smile and say, “Good behavior.”
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Have you ever dreamed of making the Mill Creek State Prison Pickleball Team and partnering up with Scott Peterson but not exactly stoked about the whole "committing a crime" thing? Good news, champ. You can now make it official without spending a minute in the yard. (Well, unless you’re talking about your backyard court. Then game on.)
This 80's gym shirt style gem brings the perfect mix of comfort and 15 minutes of infamy. Crafted from a butter-soft cotton-poly blend, it’s lightweight, breathable, and ready for quick volleys or… fights on the yard. The heathered dark grey color and distressed design scream vintage gym vibes, but with a cheeky nod to one of the most unexpected pickleball teams in history.
Why You’ll Love It:
• Ridiculously Soft: The lightweight cotton-poly blend feels like a cloud you’re legally allowed to wear.
• On-Court MVP: Flexible, breathable fabric built to handle sudden dinks, smashes, and every lob life throws at you.
• Retro Gold: Vintage-inspired design channels that classic gym-class aesthetic without the post-laps sweat.
• Built to Last: Pre-shrunk and side-seamed, so it maintains its championship shape, wash after wash.
Fit for (Law-Abiding) Champs:
Runs true to size with just enough stretch for an easy, relaxed fit. If pickles aren’t the only thing you like oversized, feel free to size up. Either way, you’re winning.
Low Maintenance? Love That for You:
Made for living, not fussing. Toss it in cold water, tumble dry low, and you’re back in business.
You Didn’t Need a Conviction to Earn This Team Spirit:
Grab this shirt and wear it like the proud unofficial player of the Mill Creek State Prison Pickleball Team you are. You don’t need an inmate # to rep the team; you just need a soft spot for soft tees.
P.S. If anyone asks how you made the team, just smile and say, “Good behavior.”
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This 80's gym shirt style gem brings the perfect mix of comfort and 15 minutes of infamy. Crafted from a butter-soft cotton-poly blend, it’s lightweight, breathable, and ready for quick volleys or… fights on the yard. The heathered dark grey color and distressed design scream vintage gym vibes, but with a cheeky nod to one of the most unexpected pickleball teams in history.
Why You’ll Love It:
• Ridiculously Soft: The lightweight cotton-poly blend feels like a cloud you’re legally allowed to wear.
• On-Court MVP: Flexible, breathable fabric built to handle sudden dinks, smashes, and every lob life throws at you.
• Retro Gold: Vintage-inspired design channels that classic gym-class aesthetic without the post-laps sweat.
• Built to Last: Pre-shrunk and side-seamed, so it maintains its championship shape, wash after wash.
Fit for (Law-Abiding) Champs:
Runs true to size with just enough stretch for an easy, relaxed fit. If pickles aren’t the only thing you like oversized, feel free to size up. Either way, you’re winning.
Low Maintenance? Love That for You:
Made for living, not fussing. Toss it in cold water, tumble dry low, and you’re back in business.
You Didn’t Need a Conviction to Earn This Team Spirit:
Grab this shirt and wear it like the proud unofficial player of the Mill Creek State Prison Pickleball Team you are. You don’t need an inmate # to rep the team; you just need a soft spot for soft tees.
P.S. If anyone asks how you made the team, just smile and say, “Good behavior.”
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Have you ever dreamed of making the Mill Creek State Prison Pickleball Team and partnering up with Scott Peterson but not exactly stoked about the whole "committing a crime" thing? Good news, champ. You can now make it official without spending a minute in the yard. (Well, unless you’re talking about your backyard court. Then game on.)
This 80's gym shirt style gem brings the perfect mix of comfort and 15 minutes of infamy. Crafted from a butter-soft cotton-poly blend, it’s lightweight, breathable, and ready for quick volleys or… fights on the yard. The heathered dark grey color and distressed design scream vintage gym vibes, but with a cheeky nod to one of the most unexpected pickleball teams in history.
Why You’ll Love It:
• Ridiculously Soft: The lightweight cotton-poly blend feels like a cloud you’re legally allowed to wear.
• On-Court MVP: Flexible, breathable fabric built to handle sudden dinks, smashes, and every lob life throws at you.
• Retro Gold: Vintage-inspired design channels that classic gym-class aesthetic without the post-laps sweat.
• Built to Last: Pre-shrunk and side-seamed, so it maintains its championship shape, wash after wash.
Fit for (Law-Abiding) Champs:
Runs true to size with just enough stretch for an easy, relaxed fit. If pickles aren’t the only thing you like oversized, feel free to size up. Either way, you’re winning.
Low Maintenance? Love That for You:
Made for living, not fussing. Toss it in cold water, tumble dry low, and you’re back in business.
You Didn’t Need a Conviction to Earn This Team Spirit:
Grab this shirt and wear it like the proud unofficial player of the Mill Creek State Prison Pickleball Team you are. You don’t need an inmate # to rep the team; you just need a soft spot for soft tees.
P.S. If anyone asks how you made the team, just smile and say, “Good behavior.”
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This 80's gym shirt style gem brings the perfect mix of comfort and 15 minutes of infamy. Crafted from a butter-soft cotton-poly blend, it’s lightweight, breathable, and ready for quick volleys or… fights on the yard. The heathered dark grey color and distressed design scream vintage gym vibes, but with a cheeky nod to one of the most unexpected pickleball teams in history.
Why You’ll Love It:
• Ridiculously Soft: The lightweight cotton-poly blend feels like a cloud you’re legally allowed to wear.
• On-Court MVP: Flexible, breathable fabric built to handle sudden dinks, smashes, and every lob life throws at you.
• Retro Gold: Vintage-inspired design channels that classic gym-class aesthetic without the post-laps sweat.
• Built to Last: Pre-shrunk and side-seamed, so it maintains its championship shape, wash after wash.
Fit for (Law-Abiding) Champs:
Runs true to size with just enough stretch for an easy, relaxed fit. If pickles aren’t the only thing you like oversized, feel free to size up. Either way, you’re winning.
Low Maintenance? Love That for You:
Made for living, not fussing. Toss it in cold water, tumble dry low, and you’re back in business.
You Didn’t Need a Conviction to Earn This Team Spirit:
Grab this shirt and wear it like the proud unofficial player of the Mill Creek State Prison Pickleball Team you are. You don’t need an inmate # to rep the team; you just need a soft spot for soft tees.
P.S. If anyone asks how you made the team, just smile and say, “Good behavior.”
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
